Title: Rules for Avoiding a Close Shave
Author: Courtney (imperviousness@gmail.com)
Characters: Danny, Josh
Rating: PG
Spoilers: The Ticket, Tomorrow
Challenge: 162 - Rules



"-The hell happened to your face?"

"What's rule number seven of any strong marriage, Josh?"

"Something with loving and honoring in it, right?"

"I'm pretty sure that's closer to the top, there, buddy."

"Right. Well, rule number seven is...that's, uh, specifically... never bet
against your wif-- Concannon! You lost to Claudia Jean?"

"My odds were good!"

"What was the bet?"

"I had a fifty/fifty shot."

"That's not uncommon. What was the bet?"

"Knowing her, you'd think she'd find that 'woman's intuition'
mumbo-jumbo sexist."

"You bet on the sex of your child, didn't you?"

"Shut up."

"Relax, man, it'll grow back."